Tuesday, May 22, 2012
What Are The Odds?
Most mornings I wake up at 4AM. I have been doing it for a while now and my alarm clock almost never goes off. I usually feel my bladder saying good morning about ten minutes ahead of time. Once the old bladder gets my attention, it doesn't snooze.
This morning I had to get up earlier.
Once a year my office has its carpets deep cleaned. I volunteered (or was volun-told) to come in early and relieve the night manager, who'd stayed late, and oversee the process.
So today my alarm went off at 1:45AM. It isn't even morning yet at that time. I woke up before my alarm as this is normally my get up and pee time. I don't mind as any other day I can look at the clock and be thankful I have two hours left. Not today.
So I get through my morning.
I took lunch at 8AM.
Then at a little after eleven I told my people to have a good day and headed home.
My husband, who gets up at 3AM met me there at noon and I was ready to tip back in my recliner and catch up on the hours I missed this morning.
But sadly it was not meant to be.
I had dozed off. Then it started.
Of ALL days.
Is THE day.
My neighbor decided to take out her 100 year old tree.
So blocking my driveway.
And making a lot of noise.
Is a HUGE industrial wood chipper.
How's your day going?